Chinese Sick Remedy

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not
come work today, I 
really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache and my legs hurt. I not come 
work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel

like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes 
everything better and I can go to work. You
should try that."

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and 
feel great. I be at work
soon. You got nice house."